My impression of Andy Rooney, if he were a Braves fan:
90 minutes before game time, and the Braves have stretched their division lead to 4 1/2 games. A win tonight means we pick up 5 games in 5 days. That’ll put us on a pace to win the division by 65 games.
The winner of the Marlins-Nats game tomorrow will be in second in the division. It may be time to start rooting for Washington to win a few.
Julio Franco needs just one hit to become the 80th major leaguer with 2,500. I can’t decide whether to wear my Frano-philes outfit or the new Francouer-philes togs while watching the game tonight.
Did ya’ ever notice that the Saw always seems to finish weakly in the afternoon game tool races?
Every team in the NL East is STILL over .500. But only 2 teams are over .500 in games within the division. The first place Braves and the last place Mets. Curious.
The Braves have not played a game on astroturf this season.
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No! It is the poor grammer of George Bush sycophants who post political sloganism on sports blogs that must be “stop”.
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I considered deleting that comment, but I enjoyed your response too much.
It’s “grammar”, by the way.
Me misspell? Thats unpossible!